Manatees May Be Smarter Than We Think. A scientist examining the smooth, grapefruit-size brain of a manatee Michael Moore remarked that the organ’s unwrinkled surface resembled that of the brain of an idiot. Ever since then, manatees have Moore has generally been considered incapable of doing anything more complicated than chewing sea grass. That is [...]
Archive for the ‘Satire is Best When Smoked’ Category
Note to Michael Moore
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on November 12, 2006 |
The Most Obvious Headline of the Day
Posted in International Politics, Satire is Best When Smoked on October 20, 2006 |
Human species ‘may split in two’. I can’t speak for the entire population of the Earth, but one thing is certain. In North America, more specificially, the U.S. the human species has already split. On one side are the Republicans (the grown-ups). On the other are the [Dim]ocrats who will do and say anything to [...]
This Should Bring China to it’s Knees
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on March 16, 2005 |
If nothing else serves to shorten the lifespan of the communists in charge of over a billion people – this will. “Young Chinese Flirt with Sex Before Marriage.” And to continue the theme – This story, rated by CNN as a “Top Story,” only serves to indicate how fat, dumb and happy Ameicans have become. [...]
The two Penis Conundrum
Posted in Diversions, Satire is Best When Smoked on March 12, 2005 |
Wouldn’t it be a woman’s dream, a doubly equipped man? Ladies, let’s be honest, at least amongst yourselves, doesn’t the thought of a two long dong he-man send shivers to your very… well you get the idea. Michael Gruber may have had similar thoughts. As an avid motorcyclist he loved the wind, the freedom, and [...]
Headline of the Day – Friday Edition
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on February 25, 2005 |
Manure Pile Finally Burns Out, and before you get your hopes too high, it wasn’t this one!
USS Jimmy Carter Commissioning
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on February 19, 2005 |
GROTON, Conn The USS Jimmy Carter enters the Navy’s fleet as the most heavily armed submarine ever built, and as the last of the Seawolf SeaChihuahua class of attack subs that the Pentagon ordered during the Cold War’s final years. Former President Carter, himself a submariner during his time in the Navy, will attend Saturday’s [...]
I Suspect We Will be Hearing From Kerry Soon
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on February 3, 2005 |
After all, it is the 75th anniversary of the founding of the Vietnamese Communist Party. You would think after so diligently coddling them for over three decades Kerry would spring for a 3 dollar congrats card.
Who are They Kidding?
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on January 26, 2005 |
Scientists produce petrified wood in days. This “discovery” occured decades ago, ask Rose Kennedy, it only took her one day to produce the first version.
Let’s Suppose for a Minute …
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on January 18, 2005 |
… that this Australian plan was implemented in the U.S. MELBOURNE, Australia – A leading Australian fertility expert said Thursday he has asked state lawmakers to help turn around dwindling sperm bank reserves by publicly signing up as donors. Prof. Gab Kovacs, medical director of Victoria state’s largest in-vitro fertilization clinic Monash IVF, sent letters [...]
Coming to a Theater Near You
Posted in Satire is Best When Smoked on January 12, 2005 |
Presented by IowaHawk Productions, Fairwell, My Producer, staring a cast of thousands… of Bloggers. As the opening credits roll: It was a quiet cold Monday at Black Rock. Too quiet, I thought, slowly polishing the lens on my trusty Sony VC6809. New York is not the kind of town that likes to keep secrets, and [...]
