JibJab – 2008 in Review

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Sen. Tom Harkin Pegs the Irony Meter Off the Scale

Is it the water in Washington D.C. or the water in Sen, Harkin’s home state of Iowa that causes extreme dementia that manafests itself when near a microphone and members of the media?
I can’t answer the question posed, but one thing I do know, Harkin is a full-on nutcase, and no better example of that [...]

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Obama: Corrupt is, as Corrupt Does!

Wonder if The ObamaMessiah can find out where Hoffa is buried?
Sen. Barack Obama won the endorsement of the Teamsters earlier this year after privately telling the union he supported ending the strict federal oversight imposed to root out corruption, according to officials from the union and the Obama campaign.
It’s an unusual stance for a presidential [...]

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Miley Cyrus Celebrates Earth Day

Well, that’s one way to celebrate Earth Day, show off your green bra.
Never-mind you’re only 15 years of age.
Wonder what ever happened to the days of a philosophy of keeping her good Christian head on her shoulders? She must have cast that aside about the same time her panty pics made the interwebs.

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Earth Day’s Folly

In “honor” of Earth Day I give you an example of what it has wrought on the general public.
The (mild) hybrid Chevrolet Malibu pictured left.
Handsome little devil isn’t it? Although it being Earth Day Eve and all I’d much prefer something in an “Earthy Tan,” or “Climate Change Chartreuse,” but I can work with what’s [...]

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Mimicing Ferraro and Getting off Scot Free

Oh what he said:
The billionaire founder of Black Entertainment Television says Barack Obama would not be a leading presidential candidate if he were white and that the Illinois senator’s campaign has ‘a hair-trigger on anything racial.’
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‘Geraldine Ferraro [was] right,’ [Bob] Johnson added. ‘The problem is, Geraldine Ferraro is white. This campaign has such [...]

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Lift Your Robes and Smile Judge!

Columbus, Ohio
Ohio Supreme Court Justice Alice Robie Resnick admitted to an Ohio Highway Patrol sergeant that she had indeed had something to drink before she was pulled over Monday afternoon for driving under the influence.
Indeed she did. Despite the qualifing and all too dismissive “something,” – she blew a 0.216 – more than twice [...]

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“I Know Why He Wants to do it, But I Think He’s Nuts”

As a ten year old living in Detroit I remember well that day in January 1962 when high wire artist Mario Wallenda fell during a performance, (The family attended the previous days performance). The accident left him a paraplegic. Family patriarch Karl Wallenda’s son-in-law Richard Faughnan and nephew Dieter Schepp were killed in the collapse [...]

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Folded and Placed in Your Anti-Jihadi Christmas crib

No expaination of the title will be forthcoming from me. To fully understand you will have to see for yourself and BTW, “Merry Christmas, oink, oink.”

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No Thanks Santa

You brought me a goat last Christmas and the damm thing didn’t make it past New Years Dinner. Except the leftovers.
Couldn’t you see your way to bring me something a little more substantial. Say for example, one of these, or this 420hp beauty.
But if you insist, and it must be another “Goat” this year, drop [...]

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