Well if there was any doubt in your mind the loony-left lemmings following the Obama train to the White House, or at at least attempting to, think their candidate IS The Messiah – check that, make it The ObamaMessiah – this image should seal the deal for you.

The image is part of an endorsement by the Willamette (OR) Weekly online magazine.

Just so we’re clear, the image doesn’t recall MacArthur’s trudge up the beach at Leyte Philippines making his promised and triumphant return because The ObamaMessiah would never place himself in that position. (He would have wanted to “talk his way back in” not make a fight of it.)

The image clearly depictes The ObamaMessiah emerging from the sea as if some, well… Messiah to save the world from… “four more years of Bush!”

The loony left. Just like a bitch wife, you can’t live with them and you can’t live without them.

The Obama presidential campaign, in the next few days, will be deeply rooted in the middle of bum-frinkin’ No Where’sVille with the opening of a Guam campaign office, just in time for the scheduled May 3 caucus.

The office will be run by Joshua Tenorio, who was appointed Obama’s Guam campaign director.

WOW, just in time too. How impressive. It would have been even more impressive if he would have taken an interest weeks, or even months ago. As it is it smacks of pure unadulterated opportunism.

Yesterday, Obama’s campaign headquarters in Chicago e-mailed the Pacific Daily News a letter written by Obama that includes some of his visions for a better Guam.

“We must recharge the Guam economy,” Obama stated. “A strong and prosperous Guam is good for the people of Guam and in the best interests of the United States and countries of the Western Pacific region.”

This is more out of touch with reality Nitwitism on Obama’s part. Americas best interests in the Western Pacific are being served by the Bush Admin’s increased ties with the island nation of Singapore.

Guam on the other hand has seen it’s military related population dramatically decrease from 22,178 active duty personnel and dependents in 1992, to less than 10,000 now. Guam will in all probability always be home to The headquarters of Commander, U.S. Naval Forces Marianas but the island’s days as a major logistics base are at or very near an end.

What key constituency group are the presidential candidates fighting over? Soccer moms? NASCAR dads?

Perhaps, but according to CNN if television ad spending habits are any indication, the keys to the White House may be held by Pat Sajak and Vanna White.

So what do you call the audience of Wheel of Fortune?

The Bon-Bon munching, latte slurping no-lifes?

Setting aside for the moment any appearance on The View is beyond stupid, but why Obama decided to dig his “Reverand Hole” any deeper than it already resides is far past my comprehension.

In a clip posted by ABC, Obama says: ‘Had the reverend not retired, and had he not acknowledged that what he had said had deeply offended people and were inappropriate and mis-characterized what I believe is the greatness of this country – for all its flaws – then I wouldn’t have felt comfortable staying there at the church.”

What the frickin’ hell is his retirement have to do with anything? Obama-Wamma-Slamma knew over a year ago what was coming and why Wright was pointedly asked to step away from the campaign.

On Hugh Hewitt’s radio show, Hewitt played excerpts of Barack Obama reading from his autobiography, Dreams of My Father. In one, Obama remembers a sermon by Rev. Jeremiah Wright:

[T]he pastor described going to a museum and being confronted by a painting title Hope.

“The painting depicts a harpist,” Revernd Wright explained, “a woman who at first glance appears to be sitting atop a great mountaintop. Untill you take a closer look and see that the woman is bruised and bloodied, dressed in tattered rags, the harp reduced to a single frayed string. Your eye is then drawn down to the scene below, down to the valley below, where everywhere are the ravages of famine, the drumbeat of war, a world groaning under strife and deprivation.

It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year, where white folks’ greed runs a world in need, aprtheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere … That’s the world! On which hope sits.”

By his own account, Obama wasn’t put off or turned off by Wright’s racism, it was what drew Obama to Wright’s church.

Just another example why Obama is uniquely unfit to be President, or Senator.

Unless Obama can come up with something that tops this endorsement I’d say she has the Pennsylvania primary wrapped up.

BTW, the sound you hear are my brains slowing dripping out of my ears.