Ever been in the middle of your own personel and intimate, “passion play” with that beer goggles beauty you met at closing time. And at the moment of truth the basic human trait of self preservation kicks in and there is a stoppage in play. A time out mandated by the need to tear open that stupid little package and “dress” Wee Willie.
Fear not, Mr. Mor Maty Seck has the solution to this ages old problem. The automatic condom fitter. (see link for photo)
An automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions.
Mr Seck said: “People don’t like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost.”
“My auto condom fitter guarantees nothing more than a brief second’s pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man’s partner probably won’t even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter.”
So now you have no excuse.
As I read thru this article I was reminded by what Homer said in The Odyssey – “We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.” Indeed, but now man can be even quicker to “fan the fires.”
And in related news: Russian surgeons ‘grow’ penis on man’s forearm. Leave your snarky comments below.