“Please help, help me I don’t know where I am! I’ve been abducted, my hair cut and stuffed into a blue van!!!!! HELP!
If you haven’t heard or seen this weeks media hot story that concerned the “abduction” of
Jennifer Jenni-fraud Wilbanks get out from under that rock.
After a week of near constant media coverage at about 1am this morning she called her family and claimed she had been snatched off a serene Georga street and is in New Mexico!
NOT! After questioning by the FBI she admitted she was “frightened” by her impending marriage. Since she disappeared Tuesday she had cut her hair, taken a bus to Las Vegas, then New Mexico for some “alone time.”
OK here’s the scoop, remember you heard it here first. She’s a loon of the first order that had this caper planned from the get go. She left her car, money, purse, and anything else of value at home. Then disappeared. She turns up nearly 4 days later screaming “abduction” and quickly recants,”I was scared! I lied”
1. She cut her hair – the search found cut hair that is still being anaylized for its DNA content – to alter her appearence.
2. She claims to have taken a Greyhound bus from Duluth Ga. to Las Vegas. Greyhound provides no service to Duluth, nearest service is in Gainsville Ga. 30 miles away.
End result is a stupid, self centered, evil bitch that held her local community as mental hostage’s for 4 days. She wasted thousands of dollars in State and Federal taxpayers dollars in the process.
Within a week video footage will surface from Vegas showing sweet, poor, poor Jennifer arm and arm with a previously unknown lover strutting through a casino. You will also start to see the “I was abused” excuse floated in the next few days.
Bet on it!
UPDATE: Just to add a little more absurdity to this loons story: I just heard the tape of the 911 call poor, poor Jenni-fraud made in New Mexico. She is quite the actress! Her blubbering teary eyed histerics were actually believable. Makes me wonder what the police did to change her tune so quick. With luck they gave her the ole fashioned rubber hose treatment.