There many reasons why Star Wars sucks, but at present the most compelling is Bai Ling pictured at left. There is some dispute over when and why the Korean hottie was axed from the lastest Star Wars debacle but little that she is deserving of being featured in playboy. More NSFW photos here.
But why does Star Wars suck? Let me count the ways.
1. Piss poor acting
2. Piss poor scripts
3. An almost zero number of female characters (how the hell did they survive to whatever century they are in with no women folk?)
4. And the most important reason of all. The entire cinematic charade is a cult on the order of Jim Jones. Anything that provokes people to line up weeks in advance, dress like its Holloween, attend Star Wars conventions, give up a girl over this crap movie, or generally giving up life the week of a movie release is a G-Damm cult.
Don’t believe it, well tough. Get an intervention and stop sipping Lucas’s Kool-Aid. And while you’re at it stop buying crap like this.
And just to add a little intrigue to the mystique of Bai Ling I offer this quote from the New York Daily News: ““I love beautiful women. They’re more subtle and caring, When you fall in love with a man or a woman you’re lucky. Gender is not a problem for me. Since I’ve been in the United States, many women have approached me – I don’t know why. I have a wild side. I’ve gone past my fear and have gone forward to feel and have experiences with women. But I always tell them I prefer men. I have a man whom I love now. I have a woman now that I have a close relationship with also.”
No comment from me, I’m dreaming…. err, thinking. Yea that’s it, thinking.
H/T The Marmot.
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