BOSTON (AP) — A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.
The documents said Kimberly Lynn Dasilva, 49, of Hull, mailed the condoms to a television station, strip clubs where she had worked and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men. In May, she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening communications and a violation of injurious articles as nonmailable.
Excuse me while I find my misplaced cluebat….
Oh, there it is.
Hey dumbass if you’re so damn tried of men abusing you maybe a new line of work would be in order. Strip clubs aren’t exactly the last great bastion of gender equality. But take my advice apply for nothing higher than a fast food fry cook. I’d hate to see you go into clinical depression as a result of all the “Don’t call us,we’ll call you” responses you receive.
For the record none of the condoms exploded. Dasilva told investigators she did not think they would explode.
Stupid Criminals, Condoms, Strip Clubs, Cranial Cavity