Actor George Clooney has been made a United Nations “messenger of peace” to promote the organization’s peacekeeping activities around the world.
‘Cause as we all know Loony Clooney is such a “peaceful” guy towards his fellow man.
Except when he’s not:
“I believe he thinks this [war against Iraq is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can’t beat anyone anymore.”
“When the big one hit, we found we didn’t have a leader at all. What did Bush do on 9/11? He ran away and hid. Even Reagan knew more about leadership than that, and he was as bad a symbol of America as I can think of, off-hand.”
“I want to thank Jack Abramoff, you know, just because…I’m the first one out — let’s get this thing rolling. I don’t know why. Who would name their kid Jack with the last words ‘off’ at the end of your last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. Ahh-alright I just got bleeped. Thank you very much…”
Yep, classy, and peaceful guy that Clooney. He’ll fit right in at the “classy” U.N.