Well… unite if you’re not a lesbo and living on the Greek island of Lesbo.
In that case, man – if you’ll pardon the expression – your lawyers!
Three residents of the Greek island Lesbos are suing a group over its use of the word “Lesbian,” the Associated Press reports.
They want a judge to order the “Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece” to change its name.
“My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” Dimitris Lambrou, one of the plaintiffs, tells the Associated Press. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos,” he says.
The group he’s targeting says it will defend itself in court. “This affair is totally ridiculous,” spokeswoman Evangelia Vlam tells The Telegraph.
Damn, what’s this world coming to when a respectable carpet muncher can’t even be called by the name they have used for decades?